Roy Scheider is enjoying a dirt nap.Greetings kiddies and hacks alike! It’s the Divine Miss Phillacia Diovina, here with the latest celebrity tea. Oh yes, girl, I said tea, and it is about to be spilled.
First off, my tribute to a glorious man who gave me the first boner I can recollect. I was 8, and it was late at my grandparents’ East Hampton retreat. I was watching HBO when I saw him—he was gorgeous and tan, and I think I spotted his peen when he came out of the ocean. Yes, it was none other than Jaws star actor, Roy Scheider.
He died Sunday in the Arkansas Medical Science Hospital, aged 75. He and his wet trunks shall surely be missed. Since he was in Arkansas, I assure you kiddies that he is better off dead… Think of the horror being in Arkansas!