Salma Hayek is massively pregnant with a rhinoceros or something.Salma Hayek is pregnant. I know that’s not really news, but I mean she is really pregnant. It seriously looks like she sat down at a table with a bib around her neck and ate an entire baby. Maybe had seconds, and a dingo for dessert. I hear they do that sort of thing in Mexico, or wherever. I’m not really into cultural awareness, or, you know, showering.

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