Pregnant Salma Hayek Pictures

Salma Hayek, who happens to be massively pregnant, is about to disrupt the US National Park landscape. As soon as she starts lactating, two of the nation’s largest geysers will be attached to her chest, so for a brief period, Yellowstone will have to take a back seat to our hero, who is pictured above.

Jury’s still out on whether or not she’s actually going to birth a child. It could be a blue whale, perhaps a rhino, or maybe even Charlie Brown’s great pumpkin. One thing’s for sure, though—the doctor who does the delivery better call for backup.