Salma Hayek Pregnant Picture

Salma Hayek would prefer for you not to take her picture while she’s 9 months pregnant and standing there, but frankly, she’s got a major gas bubble that’s damn near crippling her at the moment. Once this “issue” passes, she’ll move on, but the paint will likely be peeled off the railing.

But hey, she’s pregnant, and she doesn’t own the place, so just lay off, ok? The miracle of childbirth is beautiful. Beautiful, dammit!