Salma Hayek is a Monster

Salma Hayek has been pregnant for like 2 years. I know it makes her boobs look huge, and I know that’s all fine and dandy, but seriously, it’s time she birthed that damn brachiosaurus already.

Doesn’t she look pleasant here? Doesn’t she just have that “glow” about her?

Actually, folks, that’s no glow. She’s hungry like the wolf, and you’re next.