Sanjaya Malakar Rocks a Mohawk on American Idol, Officially Jumps the Shark

~ 3.28.07 ~

Sanjaya Malakar's mohawk on American Idolvia Rickey

We’re all getting played by Sanjaya Malakar.

Last week, he employed his sister Shymali’s boobs in a genius act of attention whoreism, and this week, he came on stage sporting the ever-present “faux-hawk,” thus ensuring thousands of Google searches for his whack hairstyles until he gets the inevitable boot from American Idol.

Catch a couple more pics of Sanjaya looking like a USC Trojan after the jump.

Sanjaya Malakar of American Idol Goes for the Mohawk HairstyleRyan Seacrest Takes a Good Look at Sanjaya Malakar’s Mohawk on American Idol

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4 comments... add one!

  • 1 blah blah || 2:10 pm on 3.28.07

    yeah i watched the second half of that episode cuz i though gwen was gonna perform. i heard his infamous singing for the first time, and cringed. It is even worse than i imagined. he has no volume or feeling, and has a bad voice otherwise. he is SUCH a teeny-bopper idol.

    GAG ME WITH A SPOON.

  • 2 yeah... || 2:49 pm on 3.28.07

    He would be attractive if he was a normal person, but he’s just ok for a celebrity. Same for his singing.

  • 3 Like Sanjaya, Ryan Seacrest Loves the Cock | Celebrity Hack || 7:27 pm on 3.29.07

    […] Ryan Seacrest donned a rooster-hawk wig last night on American Idol, mimicking Sanjaya Malakar’s Foghorn Leghorn impersonation from earlier in the week. Apparently the fine folks at US Magazine thought this was some seriously […]

  • 4 Shyamali’s Hooters Fail to Save Sanjaya Malakar | Celebrity Hack || 11:35 am on 4.19.07

    […] My faith in humanity has been partially restored—Sanjaya Malakar was voted off of American Idol last night despite the cleavage investment his sister Shyamali made to keep him going. What really amazes me is why I care at all, because I don’t. But this dude was a hack who was being kept on the show for all the wrong reasons. […]

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