Scarlett Johansson is fighting the hotness with a nose ring and frumpy shorts.I’ve had a major thing for Scarlett Johansson ever since I saw Lost in Translation. If there’s one thing that gets me every time, it’s a whiny pseudo-intellectual chick with great cans. Wait, that’s three things. OK, great cans. Wait, is that two things? I guess it is.
Anyway, the only thing lost in translation these days is Scarlett’s hotness. Here she is wearing a nasty bullring through her nose and sporting a hideous tattoo on her forearm. Plus, her personal fashion sense can be summed up as “I’m a German tourist and I love ze strudel!” Scarlett is a hotness-slaying ninja, I tell you.
Check out the pics for yourself, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.
3 comments... add one!
1 Karli || 12:21 am on 7.5.07
“Has anyone seen my camel toe? I’m missing my camel toe…”
2 Carina || 12:37 am on 7.5.07
Where’s the guy with my cellulite cream?! Come on people!
3 liza || 3:39 am on 4.6.08
guys, girls:
nobody exists to look sexy 24/7. Honestly the fatter our asses get the more people have to ream celebrities for not being perfect all of the time.