Scarlett Johansson is Frumpy

Unless you’re a pedophile, girl scouts are not cute. And if you’re a pedophile, you’re a sick, sick bastard… or else you’re that hot teacher from Florida who went around the world with that one eighth grader.

Anyway, here’s Scarlett Johansson looking like an overgrown girl scout and sporting a nose ring, of all things. She looks terrible here, but I’d admittedly still do her. Then again, I’m desperate.