Scarlett Johansson Has Great Hair and Fugly Shoes

Apparently, Scarlett Johansson needs lasik surgery, a new fashion consultant, or both. Or maybe she just needs to accept the fact that woven belts, cuffed shorts, and “boat shoes” like that died in the 90s for a reason.

Some things were never meant to be brought back… Like the McRib sandwich, or even Walt Disney’s frozen carcass.