Crazy Wife Burns Weiland’s Wardrobe
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~ 3.26.07 ~
- Scott Weiland will have some stories to tell about his weekend. On Saturday, he trashed a hotel room with his wife, and then later that night, the crazy bitch allegedly took all his clothes out on the lawn and torched them. Nothing makes being a cop worthwhile like that late night “female burning clothes” call.
- Britain to export boobs. America to watch.
- Naomi Campbell’s next date ought to be with someone from Gillette. Homegirl needs to shave that ‘stache.
- Will Ferrell and
Napoleon Dynamite Jon Heder wear more spandex than the law allows in their upcoming movie, Blades of Glory.
- Well last month, I didn’t think Paris Hilton had gotten a boob job. But now, I’m beginning to think I was wrong—I’d have to do the motorboat on them to determine one way or the other.
- Sure the girl was a drunken loudmouth… but did she really deserve a bathroom door to the face?
- Our friends over at Jossip sized Jacko properly in their faux pic. Me? I went for hyperbole. Can’t touch that pseudo-intellectual badass style!
- Damn women and their clever headlines. In other words, “wish I’d have thought of that!”
- Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake to hit the studio together, sexy to remain in the car with the air on.
- Lindsay Lohan gets more ass than a toilet seat.
- Curiously, Gwyneth Paltrow says that drunk girls are gross, yet she has no opinion on ghostly white, makeup-less, elfin looking prudes.
- Jeremy Piven should probably consider dating fellow bad tipper Rachael Ray.
- The Web “doesn’t add to daily life,” but you already knew that, right?
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