Bar Rafaeli to Marry Leo DiCaprio in a Titanic Disappointment for Men Everywhere

~ 3.23.07 ~

Bar Rafaeli pitches Moet & Chandon Champagnevia Derek Hail

It’s been so long since Leonardo DiCaprio did anything of note that I have nothing to link to and no reference to drop regarding the guy. And don’t give me that Oscar nomination stuff… really, who watches that show?

However, when you’re banging Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Bar Rafaeli and then slap a ring on her finger, I have to mention you, if for no other reason than to say that I hate your guts and wish I was stuffing your woman like a Thanksgiving turkey.

But this is a classy gossip rag, and we don’t do those kinds of things around here. We do, however, enjoy ogling hotties in bikinis and other sexy garb, so have a look at the world’s most beautiful and curvaceous Israeli after the jump. Oy vay, eh?

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4 comments... add one!

  • 1 Patrizia || 10:50 am on 3.23.07

    It’s been a long time since Leonardo’s did anything of note??? Does having 2 Oscar nominations in the past 4 years amount to nothing?

  • 2 Hack || 11:09 am on 3.23.07

    I dunno… I thought that thing last month was a very special episode of Ellen. ;)

  • 3 Bar Rafaeli Pregnant? | Celebrity Hack || 1:14 pm on 4.12.07

    […] it wasn’t bad enough that Leonardo DiCaprio is marrying his stunning girlfriend Bar Rafaeli this summer, thereby taking her off the market, it looks like it’s a shotgun wedding. Turns out […]

  • 4 Bar Rafaeli Back on the Market? | Celebrity Hack || 4:32 pm on 5.22.07

    […] been a lot of gnashing of teeth around my place ever since I heard that Bar Rafaeli was engaged to that punk DiCaprio, and it’s not just because my Mom’s new dentures are too big. Regardless, […]

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