Back when I was in college, I was simultaneously molested by a girl from Germany and another from Romania. Now, before you go thinking that I’m a lucky bastard, I have to tell you that both of these chicks were only slightly hotter than the thought of Rosie O’Donnell eating a chili dog. Be that as it may, I came away from the experience with two profound realizations:
- European chicks are pretty much light years ahead of American chicks in the freak department.
- Shaving is not a priority in Romania.
So you can imagine my infatuation with German bikini model Eva Padberg, who, based on my empirical studies (read: fleeting experience with one German girl), is likely a complete freak in the sack. Oh, and because she’s not Romanian, my fantasies of her don’t have to involve a machete, a jungle, or Steve Irwin.
I’m headed to the psychiatrist, so I’ll leave you to mull over Eva’s sexy curves in this handy little picture gallery.
