Shar Jackson might be pregnant with her third child by Kevin FederlineThe rumor is that Britney and K-Fed are close to being back together, but she’ll flip her wig when she hears that Wigga Number One has conceived child number three with Shar Jackson.
Kevin Federline may have morning sickness, which could last for nine months when he reads this - but this is to tell him his on-again-off-again-and-for-sure-lately very on-again romance with Shar Jackson seems to have produced yet another baby between them. She’s into her seventh week, and at the instant I write this he doesn’t know.
Two kids with Britney and now three with Shar? This guy has more kids than I’ve got fingers on my left hand. Remember folks, hallucinogenic drugs and the table saw do not mix.
UPDATE: Turns out that this isn’t true, but how the hell does that make up for the fact that I’m missing a finger?
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