via In a performance that Us Weekly is calling “Emmy Award-winning,” Simon Cowell tragically ended his short-lived romance with Antonella “Deep Throat” Barba in front of a live audience during American Idol.
Showcasing irrefutable logic and a distaste for their now-vanilla bedroom behavior, Cowell crowed:
The reality is, and I think you know this yourself, that you’re surrounded by some pretty amazing girl singers and I don’t know how much more you can do.
It’s true… once you have a crowd of women on your jock, the lesser talent fades fast. I for one applaud Mr. Cowell for packing it in after the sex turned routine. Too often we find ourselves in situations where tantric sex with multiple cross-dressing partners in public restrooms amongst midgets becomes taboo, and there’s just no sense in dealing with that.
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1 Krow || 7:55 pm on 3.8.07
Simon ended it when he realized that he was more attracted to the guy in her recent X-rated photos and she wouldn’t give him the guy’s digits.