How do you stay fit and muscular for well over 30 years? Sly Stallone knows the answer…
Steroids!
Earlier today, the beefed-up runt of Rocky Balboa fame and Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot shame was charged with illegally importing performance and image enhancing drugs. Here’s how they got him:
…the 60-year-old action star, who did not appear in court, was caught at Sydney Airport with several vials of a steroid known as HGH, during a random baggage check. Customs officials claim they found a total of 48 vials of the steroid after they raided Stallone’s Sydney hotel room, limousine and private jet.
Australian correspondents for The Hack are also reporting that Sly’s testicles are the size of snap peas, most likely due to years of steroid abuse.
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1 beardedmonkey || 10:58 am on 3.13.07
So THAT’s how he took down Bull in “Over the Top”! And here I thought it was just from being an honest trucker — y’know, the good guy always wins?
Dammit! This is the second time in my life that Sly has influenced a career change…
2 chas || 10:58 pm on 3.14.07
sly no smuggle. sly got prescription. sly say misunderstanding.