via DlistedAnd just when you thought we couldn’t possibly squeeze any more news out of the Anna Nicole Smith turnip, there’s this:
Howard K. Stern’s lawyer, Krista Barth, is rumored to have snatched a styrofoam cup off of the witness stand while Birkhead was testifying in the burial hearing. The reason? DNA testing, of course!
Now, TMZ.com is reporting that the two parties are in settlement negotiations, presumably pending the results of an “unofficial” DNA test.
But this is all stupid, because everybody knows Howard never banged her in the first place. What we do know is that he beat “little Howie” half to death on Anna’s couch while listening to the animal noises coming from the bedroom above.
I regret ever giving this guy a #1 seed in the Anna Nicole Paternity Madness Bracket!
3 comments... add one!
1 Barry || 6:09 pm on 2.26.07
DNA testing my ass. I’d bet k-fed’s fortune that cup shows up on ebay in 2 weeks or less.
2 Lynch || 5:04 pm on 2.27.07
Wow, CSI:Miami has a lot to answer for…everybody knows that saliva and the cup trick now. Damn.
3 blah blah || 9:11 pm on 2.27.07
mmmmmm…guy to the right (forgot his name) is lookin
F-I-N-E!!