via TMZNo one in Hollywood parties more (or at least more visibly) than Lindsay Lohan. Heck, just last week, she managed to:
- do her best Jill Sobule and kiss a girl
- get her nose dirty
- provide us with the obligatory vag flash
- take the whole god thing for a spin
- woo a new boy toy… twice!
However, if you put my home girl Star Jones in Miami, bitch will tear it up like there’s no tomorrow. This week’s Second Hardest Partier award goes to the poster child for gastric bypass surgery, simply because she threw down for real last week with:
- Lil Jon at the Winter Music Conference
- Ivana Trump and “hubby” Big Gay Al at her own birthday bash
- Shaq at his 35th birthday bash
Honorable mention goes to the Princes of England for their ESPN Sportscenter Top 10 moments:
- Prince Harry with his 30-yard fumble recovery for a touchdown
- Prince William with his exciting two-bagger off a squeeze play

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