via Drudge ReportNot news: Suze Orman is a lesbian.
News: Suze Orman is the 55 year old virgin.
Ah ha! I always knew there was some sort of cryptic über secret to wealth that she never shared on her show, and there it is!
Looks like your carnal desire to mount someone of the opposite sex and gyrate compulsively is keeping you in the poor house after all. Who knew?
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1 tapsmo || 1:19 am on 2.26.07
Women & Money: Owning the Power to Control Your Destiny and Guard Your Chastity.
by Suze Orman (2007)
“Only available in hardcover even though I’ve never covered anything hard.”
2 Grade A || 9:16 pm on 2.27.07
grossness. no wonder she’s a virgin-but of course, she could just stick a dildo on a cardboard cutout of ellen degeneres and change this headline…. eww.