Corey Feldman and Corey Haim star in The Two CoreysAh, nothing warms my old rotten black heart more than seeing washed up 80s stars re-emerge on reality television. Corey Haim and Corey Feldman haven’t been relevant to me since The Lost Boys, which was an incredibly cool movie, all except for the fact that all the cool vampires died and the two Coreys survived.
These two allegedly grown-up dorks star in the new A&E Reality Show The Two Coreys. Let me catch you up to speed. Corey Haim is an unemployed loser who comes to live with his former friend Feldman, who is working and married to a hot chick with big fake cans.
Who would have thought it would turn out this way? I figured both Coreys would be unemployed losers, and both of these sissies would be sporting big fake cans themselves. There’s nothing sexier than a homeless tranny, especially when one of them is screaming maniacally about an alleged Goonies sequel.
Check out video of Haim and Feldman getting into a fight in front of Feldman’s breast implants… er, wife, after the jump.
