Ever since Brangelina started their own soccer club, they’ve singlehandedly dominated the Celebrity Family Sports Franchise League, seemingly without opposition… That is, until Tom Brady decided to start his own football team…
When news emerged that Tom Brady had sperminated Bridget Moynahan, I thought, “Damn, she’s hot!”
But when it was later revealed that Tom had also knocked up Gisele Bundchen just weeks thereafter, I thought, “Damn, he’s fucked!”
And then I remembered that he’s Tom Brady, winner of three Super Bowls. Hell, if Joe Namath can get away with shilling for pantyhose and making drunk passes at Suzy Kolber on Monday Night Football after winning only one Super Bowl, then I figure Tom’s got a free pass for life.
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1 chas || 2:53 pm on 3.9.07
Can we get this guy to the Bahamas for a paternity test?
2 susan || 8:23 pm on 3.9.07
Gisele is not preg. Sorry!
3 Alley || 7:41 am on 3.10.07
He did not leave his ex-girlfriend pregnant. He found out months after they broke up. She wanted to get pregnant and made sure she did and tried to trap him, but when he found out he had already moved on to a better offer.
Also, who would go back to a girl that did that? Please…they spent 3 years together and seemed to practive safe non-baby making sex for over the time span, but just when the relationship is going South she takes control over her birth control. Moynahan is a calculating vile person for doing such a thing! He told the press over and over again he was not ready to settle down while she told the press over and over again how much she loved him and wanted to start a family (since she was 8 years older than him!).
Gisele and Tom are a better couple but she is NOT pregnant. Her entire family her rep and even now Gisele have said it is not true. Get your facts straight before you go around slandering people. Especially someone like Tom Brady who is a good guy and never gets into trouble. He made a mistake by having sex without protecting himself - I think he gets a pass on that one! As for Bridget, she is using her unborn baby to gain exposure to herself, who is the gross one here?!?!?!?
4 blah blah || 8:36 pm on 3.11.07
yeah, that takes class. (not)
5 Gisele Not Pregnant, Tom Brady Does an End Around | Celebrity Hack || 10:14 am on 3.12.07
[…] The rumors were flying last week about super-sperminating Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, but fortunately for him it looks like he’s not going to get sacked with two kids at once. After knocking up Bridget Moynahan, Brady scrambled out of the pocket and into the arms of model Gisele Bundchen, only to be hit with rumors that he had knocked her up as well. […]
6 Lovehim || 10:25 am on 3.18.07
I would have his baby, he is beyond HOT!!!!!
Bridget is old anyway, who cares what she does, I never knew who she was until Tom Brady dated her. He was smart to move on.
7 ANON || 6:15 pm on 3.18.07
Wow seems to me someone has indepth information about these guys. must be a close friend to the couple(Tom&Gisele).
The coments we make about people we are acquainted with by what they do and not personally, makes me wonder what we say about the people we know personally Hmm….
Life is too short- live and let be!