Ever since Brangelina started their own soccer club, they’ve singlehandedly dominated the Celebrity Family Sports Franchise League, seemingly without opposition… That is, until Tom Brady decided to start his own football team…
When news emerged that Tom Brady had sperminated Bridget Moynahan, I thought, “Damn, she’s hot!”
But when it was later revealed that Tom had also knocked up Gisele Bundchen just weeks thereafter, I thought, “Damn, he’s fucked!”
And then I remembered that he’s Tom Brady, winner of three Super Bowls. Hell, if Joe Namath can get away with shilling for pantyhose and making drunk passes at Suzy Kolber on Monday Night Football after winning only one Super Bowl, then I figure Tom’s got a free pass for life.