Right Wing Attacks Rosie O’Donnell,
Left Wing Says “Meh”

via TMZ

Sheesh, Rosie O’Donnell sure knows how to rile people up, doesn’t she? Evangelist Bill Keller thinks Rosie is so evil that he has become buddies with Howard Stern, who Keller finds to be a more family-friendly alternative.

During his third appearance in association with Howard Stern, Internet Evangelist/TV Talk Show host Bill Keller issued a bold challenge to ABC’s “The View’s” Rosie O’Donnell: Defend your anti-Christian hate speech in a debate with Keller hosted on Howard Stern’s Sirius Satellite Radio Channel.

Has Rosie ever actually attacked Christians? She may have tried to eat a couple, like a hungry lion in a Roman Coliseum, but hey… don’t hate the lion, hate the game.

Next up, indicted former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay is calling on his minions (in perfect harmony with his boy Bill O’Reilly) to get Rosie booted off The View in a tit for tat retaliation for the Don Imus take-down.

That’s why I am calling on conservatives to use the available media (radio talk shows, blogs, letters to the editor) to protest and demand that Rosie O’Donnell be kicked off The View… If Don Imus falls to the pleas of political correctness, we’re taking Rosie O’Donnell down with him.

Again I’m confused. It makes perfect sense for DeLay to draft Imus onto the same team that put Strom Thurmond on a pedestal for good ol’ boyism done Right. But has the Left actually claimed Rosie? For that matter, has anyone?

Let’s take a look:

• International Lesbian and Gay Association—Nope, too butch.
• 9/11 Conspiracy Theory Coalition—Nope, too unstable.
• Anna Nicole Smith Fan Club—Definitely not.
• Loudmouth Overweight Brunettes of Akron—Application pending.

Sorry Mr. DeLay. I don’t think anyone really cares.

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