Tori Spelling, who appears to be carrying the world’s largest baby, was clearly involved in a case of mistaken identity shortly after birth.
Some hapless nurse obviously got a couple of newborns mixed up, and they handed the Spellings the horribly disfigured, overgrown crack baby you see in the picture.
Meanwhile, in a remote southern California trailer park, a beautiful young thing with Hollywood genes has just given birth to her 14th child.

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1 Krow || 9:44 pm on 3.5.07
My! How Donna Martin has grown up… and out! They’re going to have to expand that 90210 zip code.