Ty Pennington of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition got popped for DUIAmerica’s favorite carpenter, Ty Pennington, was arrested in Los Angeles over the weekend as cops suspected him of being under the influence of alcohol and drugs.
You know, I’m not quite sure how the hell you can look at someone’s driving and tell that he’s not just drunk, but also possibly high… Then again, I’m not quite sure about a lot of things, like:
- How Britney Spears manages to avoid mirrors and common sensibilities entirely.
- How Justin Timberlake thinks he’s a little bit country and a little bit rock and roll.
- How some people get out of the trailer long enough to make a headline.
- How Bianca Beauchamp manages to stuff her monstrous boobs into skin-tight latex without serious chafing.