Victoria Beckham is confusing her bra size with her boob size.Who knew? All this time I’ve thought I was looking at a skeleton with two grapefruits lodged in its sternum. But in reality, Victoria Beckham’s implants are demure little globes, really. One might even call them delicate, since they look like a strong wind could pop them like lanced boils.
Victoria Beckham stole the show at last week’s Spice Girls press conference with [the] incredible cleavage… spilling out of her tiny corset. But the star reckons she doesn’t know what all the fuss is about. Victoria told Bizarre: “Everyone keeps going on about my [tits] - but they’re only a 32B.”
32B you say? Sure thing… if you’re actually only 3 feet tall. And since I notice that you don’t have a flat head with a cup holder and an ashtray installed, I’m guessing you’re not 3 feet tall.
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1 janie || 5:24 pm on 7.7.07
I can’t think of many other people who are so full of themselves as this “Gotta be half-naked” BITCH. There are women out here who are hot as hell without removing their clothes. We can be sexy girls without looking like Sunset Strip HOOKER!!!!! And we look great without our clothes too, saggy-belly Posh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 janie || 5:41 pm on 7.7.07
Oh, and is this her pathetic attempt at a smile in this pic??? Bitch NEVER SMILES. Think’s she looks sooooo sultry. Someone needs to clue her in that the “sex you up 24/7, I’m the hottest thing alive act” won’t cut it here. She should give Hefner a call. That’s more her style!!!!! HOOKER! HOOKER! HOOKER!
3 shane || 4:07 pm on 7.11.07
all I gotta say is BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM !!!
Comon seriously you just know beckham is getting some great ball practice with those…. Sh!t man I’d motor boat those till… better keep it clean. Just a quick correction for ya Chris i think she has a beer holder and ashtray implanted on the small of her back so David can watch Manchester Kick chelseas ass (next Year)