It’s tough being a gigantic drunk. You drink and drink and drink until your skin turns this disgusting, pasty hue that reminds you of that washed out yellow Izod shirt you loved in 1987. But other than that, people think you’re just a funny guy.
Vince Vaughn feels the pain at a Studio City, California sushi restaurant recently, according to our crack journalistic correspondents at the National Enquirer. Let’s listen in, shall we?
“Vince was talking so loudly about how terrible everything is, how dissapointing women are, and how crazy the movie business is,” a fellow diner at Katsu-ya in Studio City, Calif., revealed to The Enquirer.
“Every five minutes or so he went out to smoke a cigarette, and then came back and ordered another bottle of saki. He was so hyper and loud - driving everyone in the restaurant crazy.
At one point, a 10 year-old asked him for his autograph and Vince rolled his eyes, said the source.
“Vince mumbled something to his friend, like, ‘See what I mean? What am I supposed to do - refuse him?’ He signed the autograph but didn’t look too happy about being approached.”
What were this kid’s parents thinking?
“Go ahead and learn how to be lush son,” Dad said proudly.
“Yes,” Mom beamed, “drink up, Johnny!”
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4 comments... add one!
1 blah blah || 8:42 am on 3.21.07
ugh-he’s gross. I don’t see how Jennifer Aniston could date him. He has ZERO sex appeal.
2 blah blah || 3:45 pm on 3.21.07
LOOK AT THAT PIC!!!
DISGUSTING!!!!!
3 What Would Lindsay Lohan Smoke? | Celebrity Hack || 1:04 am on 3.23.07
[…] Maybe it’s time you started reading those warning labels. This poor girl didn’t, and she turned into Vince Vaughn a puffer fish. […]
4 Lisa || 8:54 am on 1.23.08
Yeah, and a dolt like him ONLY snags girls with big tits-oh yeah, HIS priorities and tastes in women (i.e-19-year old girls) is sky-high, yet he’s a slob!!
Vince, you suck!!!