Ray-J is probably the smartest Z-lister in Hollywood. I mean, honestly, this guy’s only claim to fame is the fact that he’s Brandy’s brother, and outside of that, he’s never really done anything noteworthy to gain celebrity status…
Except screw chicks who are about a million times more famous than he is.
In the wake of a “leaked” sex tape with Kim Kardashian, Ray-J has decided to parlay his golden shower escapades into a rendezvous with Whitney Houston.
I know many of you out there are asking yourselves, “Why would he want to crack those old bones?”
But then again, who’s more famous, you or Ray-J? Think about that.
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