Whoopi Goldberg is going to replace Rosie O’Donnell on The View.The word on the street is that Whoopi Goldberg will be the replacement for Rosie O’Donnell on The View. With that taken care of, now we only have to wonder why a gentleman of my impressive means would actually care about this.
“Whoopi has a radio show, she lives in NYC and she is an institution. She also is liberal and outspoken but not crazy like Rosie was. She will be a perfect fit as far as the ladies on The View are concerned.”
I can’t really argue with this one—Whoopi is a whole lot cooler than Rosie. But she’s also a tough old broad. If Donald Trump messes with her too much, she’ll have him ritualistically dismembered with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch on pay per view, and serve exquisite hors d’oeuvres to the live audience… all without breaking a sweat. At this point, you can’t prove I’m not right.

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