Woody Harrelson Proves that Pot
Does Not Make You Less Violent

~ 3.14.07 ~

Woody Harrelson once again sets back the marijuana legalization movement by being an obnoxious, violent asshole. Rather than breezily claiming to have had a “spacer moment” when he stupidly tried to walk out of a Venice, California bar holding two glasses of wine, Woody instead punched the bouncer.

That started a full-scale brawl in the street, with a second bouncer joining in and wrestling Woody to the ground. Woody punched and scratched the bouncers and gouged a fingernail into one of their faces, just about [sic] the eye, said the bar source.

“Blood was streaming down the bouncer’s face, and Woody cut his hand on the broken glass on the sidewalk… Blood was all over the place.”

Two California Highway Patrol officers, who were writing a ticket across the street, raced over to stop the fight.

“Woody was still flaling away, and the officers ended up cuffing him and putting him in the back of a squad car while they tried to sort out the mess…”

Woody was out with fellow stoner Owen Wilson, who actually is the poster boy for weed-induced pacifism. Wilson was reportedly so mortified by Woody’s actions he immediately left the scene to find solace in a Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity excursion at a nearby IHOP.


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2 comments... add one!

  • 1 chas || 10:51 pm on 3.14.07

    float on in woody. dont stand in line man.

  • 2 Frankie || 12:41 pm on 3.17.07

    Hey, I thought stoners were too laid back to fight. . … I’m at IHOP w/Owen.

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